sometimes canadian stereotypes piss me off but then i remember that a moose walked into a grocery store in british columbia and had to be lured out with an apple
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through
i got my first period on april fools day & no one in my house believed me so i sat in my bathroom all day crying
What is he doing oh Lord is he salsa dancing what
you know I thought this dancing looked familiar…
That’s what I figured he was doing.