poisoned-mischief:

How long did it take you to grow that mustache?

achoomnida:

if you’re gonna unfollow me you’ll have to go through

the perfume department 

osneslaura:

sometimes canadian stereotypes piss me off but then i remember that a moose walked into a grocery store in british columbia and had to be lured out with an apple

shybat:

*romantically calls you dude*

soolooxcoopter:

obesealpaca:

When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through

marinasexual:

story time

i got my first period on april fools day & no one in my house believed me so i sat in my bathroom all day crying

theyellowbrickroad:

am i too young to have a midlife crisis

hellredsky:

(x) (x) (x)

carryonmywincestsounds:

jensenspudgymidway:

toigniteyourbones:

ohmysupernatural:

X

What is he doing oh Lord is he salsa dancing what

you know I thought this dancing looked familiar…

That’s what I figured he was doing.

thebetamale:

“you must be john winchester’s bastard”